This is Show Business
Get used to life on the big stage. The bigger the better. What
better place to corall the little people and let them enjoy several
hours of your off the cuff views, rants, rages and general quality
showmanship. The man in the street likes nothing better than
attending a gig to see the Big Man in action. Make a party of it.
Get a band. Hell get several bands. A bit of marching, flag waving,
a few spotlights to show your moody sensitive side and you are there.
Make sure each of them gets a present to take home - a picture of
you or a DVD of your better choreographed speeches should do the
trick and will no doubt take pride of place in the sweaty fetid hovel
the little people like to call home.
