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INSPIRED BY THE COLOSSAL CAVE ADVENTURE BY WILLIAM CROWTHER. THIS IS THE DEVIANT TAKE ON THOSE FAB RETRO TEXT BASED GAMES THAT US OLD PEOPLE USED TO PLAY WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND THERE WERE NO COLOUR SCREENS!

THIS IS A TEXT BASED HYPERLINKED GAME. ROLL YOUR MOUSE OVER THE WORDS UNTIL THE LITTLE HAND APPEARS. THIS IS WHERE THE HYPERLINKS ARE - JUST CLICK. WE HAVE REMOVED LINK DECORATION AND STATUS BAR DETAILS TO MAKE IT ALL THE MORE FAB, FUN AND RETRO!

IT IS NOT DARK.

YOU ARE IN A BAR. IT IS BRIGHT AND AIRY. IT DOES NOT SMELL OF WEE. THERE ARE NO IDIOTS GETTING DRUNK OR FIGHTING. THERE IS A FINE SELECTION OF BEERS. YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT IN ROMFORD.

DO YOU:

SELECT AND MOVE FORWARD