WELCOME TO DEVIANT ADVENTURE!! WOULD YOU LIKE INSTRUCTIONS?

IT IS NOT DARK.

YOU ARE IN A BAR. IT IS BRIGHT AND AIRY. IT DOES NOT SMELL OF WEE. THERE ARE NO IDIOTS GETTING DRUNK OR FIGHTING. THERE IS A FINE SELECTION OF BEERS. YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT IN ROMFORD.

DO YOU:

• LEAVE THE BAR BY THE FRONT DOOR
• GO TO THE TOILET
• GO OUTSIDE FOR A CIGARETTE
• ORDER A PINT

SELECT AND MOVE FORWARD